Friday, November 20, 2009

A bunch of books about some doggy-ish stuffz 0.o


I have been reading about alot of dog wolf fox stuff and have learned alot! they did not have humor however so i will add my own!

First off there is the wolf...he started it all, meaning (even though he evolved from another critter) he was the prevolution of all of the foxes and dogs we see today. he is almost extinct however and it is all your fault *cries*. no lolz here! they are making a comeback and they will survive but it is hard for them and little red riding hood is not helping! If you want a real story about wolves read about romeus and Remus (the twins who founded Rome, or so they say...)



Next is the fox and , as seen by the by the picture he can turn into a snake at any given moment!

he is more agile than the other two so he can slither up trees and swallow entire meese (lolz how do u pronounce is mooses?) in one big gulp! not really, but they can climb alot and they are very fast, but not exactly strong! oops sorry evolution!



last is the wild and domesticated dog! This is the most interesting because there are such big differences between each breed from useful to stupid here they are! First is the Newfie (Newfoundland) and the Portuguese water dog. they help fisherman and love water so in return the evolved to have webbed feet and swim the breaststroke! A wierd examaple is the dalamation, gardners love these dogs not just because they are good companions but they have less acidic PEE! which means that there pee can help put out fires and does not hurt plants or soil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thats also why firemen like them, yes you may laugh, it is very funny!)

These books have all helped me make a good relation ship with my little newfie mix (call him a water mutt!) and has also allowed me too make a small relationship (they will let me go within 50 feet without death) with my back yard wolves!!! (there so cute and cuddly I wuv dem ,yes i do, YES I DO!) And that This will allow me to help save wolves form extinction, but we all have to pitch in! Call the canadian wolf song corporation right now and save a wolf fox or dog!

7 comments:

CD said...

yes i do i wuv dem dey soooooooooo cute!

Dromed said...

y do you say lolz all the time? And i havent seen wolves in ur backyard.

Alicia said...

why do woo wuv wolves? it woesn't wake sense. what if welby was a wolf?
Also, i havwe wonwered why walmations wike firemen and wise wersa.
And there pwobably aren't any wolves in your bwackyard.

I don't know why im twalking like this.

And also little wed widing hood isn't real.

CHOCOLATE! said...

guys you should read read what you published first because your blogs have misspelled word and alot of fraky words

Dromed said...

HE IS TEXTING PPL!!!!!!! and i wike toontown wecause it is wun wo wease wive with wit wheese

CD said...

yes dy r in mah back yard and dey so cute!

CD said...

(dont let them taste flesh)